areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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