dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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