your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
