i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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