Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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