It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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