meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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