fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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