You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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