you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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