Sponge bath it is.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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