Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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