im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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