I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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