i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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