Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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