I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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