I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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