I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Randomize
