Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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