school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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