problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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