Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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