The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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