Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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