I CAN MOONWALK!
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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