I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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