I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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