Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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