you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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