shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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