Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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