She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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