drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.