Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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