I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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