I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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