Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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