hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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