i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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