Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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