Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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