just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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