i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just want to make out with him forever
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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