I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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