Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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