i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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