i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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