You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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