One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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