He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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