As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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