Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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