Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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