This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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