I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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